Oh, you thought I'd tell you who I am? No such luck.
If you friend me, I'll friend you back -- unless you're a robot or something.
Just know I'm out there somewhere. If you find me and you are brave and honest and kind, I just might reveal my true identity. But since you can't be sure it's me, why don't you just treat everyone else you meet as if they're worth knowing? You never know what might happen.